http://blog.mareltrout.net if this were your web site, you'd be home by now Fri, 18 Jul 2008 19:22:33 +0000 http://backend.userland.com/rss092 en Gracie's World, May 2008 May 1 We are standing in line. We are waiting to get our school pictures taken. We are waiting for Chickenloaf who is late. On account Chickenloaf, she must put the abacuses away. Chessie and Snooples, they are wearing matching peach-colored dresses. With frilly necks. Which Nini, she has purchased for the ... http://blog.mareltrout.net/2008/07/18/may/ Gracie's World, January 2008 January 1 It is 11:50 a.m. in the morning of this here New Year. Me, I am in bed. Beneath 22 blankets. I have exactly 1 eye open. Also: I am punching the keyboard upon this here new iClaw. With exactly 1 claw. Snooples, she is sound asleep upon the bottom bunk. ... http://blog.mareltrout.net/2008/02/02/january-too-many-baby-onions/ one of the tilapia fishes, trout-fishing-in-america, goes missing. the kids tear apart the basement, to no avail. however, gracie finds an old photograph of pia wearing pink plastic flip flops, and chessie discovers a box of old kitten clothes, which she sells at a whaddyacallit. a yard sale. :: ... http://blog.mareltrout.net/2007/09/15/junes-podcast-in-which-we-learn-that-there-is-this-thing-called-free-enterprise-in-case-you-did-not-know/ snooples rides the rails and sees america with her schwynn kittenmaster bicycle, an old haversack, and her anvil, iron john. she enjoys a nice turkey sandwich somewhere in ohio and encounters an inchworm in utah, who turns out to be a drifter. :: subscribe http://blog.mareltrout.net/2007/09/14/julys-podcast-welcome-to-destabilizer-iowa-home-of-the-worlds-oldest-traffic-jam/ Gracie's World, August 2007 August 1, 2007 Dear Muffin: I am wondering if you know of any decent summer camps over there in your Native Land. All the good camps over here, they are closed for repairs. I do not want to herd beef cattles if I can help it. Yours Truly, Gracie August 2, 2007 Dear Muffin: Do not forget ... http://blog.mareltrout.net/2007/09/09/august-the-truth-is-out-there/ Snooples' World July 2007 Podcast of This Episode july 5 hello everybody this here is snooples! it is 3 a.m. in the morning, and i am scrubbing these here corn cob stickers. they are from last night's corn roast. last night, it was the fourth of july. ... http://blog.mareltrout.net/2007/08/04/july-in-which/ Gracie's World, June 2007 Podcast of This Episode June 1 This here, it is a real nice and sunny day. Pia and Chessie, they are stretched out unconscious upon the lawn chairs with festive drinks containing little umbrellas and zucchini slices where their eyes ought to be. Nini, she is ... http://blog.mareltrout.net/2007/07/15/june-in-which-we-learn-that-there-is-this-here-thing-which-is-called-free-enterprise-in-case-you-did-not-know/ Gracie's World, February 2007 February 1 YOU SIMPLY CANNOT SERVE HOT POOP BEVERAGES WITH MARSMALLOWS TO UNSUSPECTING INDIVIDUALS. THAT THERE IS AGAINST THE LAW. Chessie, she is standing at the stove and she is gripping a enormous wooden spoon in both small white fists. Chessie, she is stirring a vat ... http://blog.mareltrout.net/2007/03/14/february-in-which-we-learn-that-it-is-illegal-to-serve-hot-poop-beverage-with-marshmallows-to-unsuspecting-individuals/ Gracie's World, January 2007 January 1 Everybody but me, they are still a-bed. Well I guess Snooples, she is up. On account of Snooples, she is pulling the paper streamers off of the pipe organ. Me, I am setting out here on the portch drinking a Dr. Kook. January 2 The ... http://blog.mareltrout.net/2007/02/04/january/ Gracie's World, December 2006 December 24 11:46 p.m. "You see, George? You have been given a great gift. You've been given the chance to see what the world would have been like if you had never been born." This here movie, it is preposterous. I will turn off the television set and I will go to bed. On ... http://blog.mareltrout.net/2006/12/30/december-you-see-youve-been-given-a-great-gift/